So, as some of you may know, Clark and I work at the same place. Well 2 years ago when I first started working here, I kind of, on accident (giggle
giggle) let an old 90's photo of Clark slip, and it ended up on the yearly O&M meeting program for all the district employees to see. I think he looks cute, and I really like
mullets!!!!! So for the last 2 years there have been pranks played between the 2 of them (with no involvement on my part of course).
So my boss is the most wonderful, understanding, caring boss in the whole world. Here is a picture of her
This isn't even Halloween, she just really is an angel. Clark's a really nice guy to, but you can only push him so far

So while on vacation, a certain photo floated to the surface again, and upon returning it showed up OUTSIDE his cubicle wall (with a conference room right across the hall that
apparently held many meetings in the days this photo was displayed). It measured about 5 feet long by 3 feet wide. Here it is:

In case you can't quite read the inscription, it says:
I am out of the office but will return soon.
In the mean time you may bask in the glow of my mullet.
So now, the war is on. I don't really know how many of the
rumors are true, because I, of course, am just an innocent bystander. But I have heard talk of a munchkin poster (from Clark to Chris, because she is slightly vertically challenged), and something about a
Alka Seltzering of Clark's office from Chris. I'm sure in the coming days there will be more and more
retaliation, and all I can hope for is to work hard, as always, and keep my record clean.
So wish me luck!
4 comments:
You're FIRED! Chris
Dang it, I thought I would get a raise! Re read the comments about you again Chris!
Okay, okay. You are unfired. Chris
ha ha ha that is hilarious!
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