So my boss is the most wonderful, understanding, caring boss in the whole world. Here is a picture of her
This isn't even Halloween, she just really is an angel. Clark's a really nice guy to, but you can only push him so far
So while on vacation, a certain photo floated to the surface again, and upon returning it showed up OUTSIDE his cubicle wall (with a conference room right across the hall that apparently held many meetings in the days this photo was displayed). It measured about 5 feet long by 3 feet wide. Here it is:
In case you can't quite read the inscription, it says:
I am out of the office but will return soon.
In the mean time you may bask in the glow of my mullet.
So now, the war is on. I don't really know how many of the rumors are true, because I, of course, am just an innocent bystander. But I have heard talk of a munchkin poster (from Clark to Chris, because she is slightly vertically challenged), and something about a Alka Seltzering of Clark's office from Chris. I'm sure in the coming days there will be more and more retaliation, and all I can hope for is to work hard, as always, and keep my record clean.
So wish me luck!